There once was a Taekwondo master
Whose tool was a rapid blaster
He could break a brick
With a slap from his dick
But his privates would be a disaster
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Now up on the mountain of Dobong
Lived a naive monk fond of his schlong
He didn’t think it fit
That it would spit
And asked other fellows what he did wrong
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There once was a lewd old man named Lee
Who really enjoyed a good pee
He tried it on his wife
But she brandished a knife
So now he showers young girls for a fee
There once was a man from Seoul
Who ate kimchi off of his pole.
Because he thought that spice
Was Exceedingly nice
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