Amanda and I went to the shopping mecca Myeongdong and dropped some cash. Baller.
\Amanda waiting for coffee

Myeongdong is crowded and scary, even from the safety of this overpriced chain coffee shop.

Hey, I found a handful of toothpicks in my purse. How did those get there? And a handful of Korean cash, but Amanda gave that to me. I threw the toothpicks away.
It is Sunday evening, and I’m feeling antsy. I am pretty sure the secret to happiness involves regular exercise, regular sex, and eating raw vegetables.
I’d add being close to water and good smoothies, but I think you generally have it nailed down.
I’ll take those too.
regular unprotected sex
oh you, I don’t know nothin bout birthin no babies!
Did you know there was a sequal / continuation / I don’t know what one calls it, when you tell a story from another character’s point of view of Gone With the Wind called The Wind Done Gone. I wonder if it is full of cliched and offensive colloquialisms?