For my 25th birthday, I’m going to China. Or, as I’ve been calling it, mother fuckin’ China (MFC). This winter, I went to Tokyo with a group of fellow teachers and friends. I went without a guide book, without a single damn preperation. I didn’t even print out my own ticket. What a loser. So [...]
Archive for April, 2009
WTF, MFC? (The thought police meet the fashion police.)
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Plantar FUCKFACE
Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Fuck you Plantar Faciatis! I can’t even spell you. Plantar Fascist! You suck. I was jogging. I loved it. My mood drastically improved. I was losing weight. Hello cheek bones, hello smaller sized pants. And then you, you piece of shit, have to come and take it all away. Fuck I’m so mad.
Mom said to [...]
The Condition My Condition Is In
Posted in Uncategorized on April 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I survived the winter here, which, as a girl from the south, was harrowing. It knocked me on my ass for a month, but I came out of it as a non-smoker and with a healthy addiction to jogging. I’ve been leaning into the sunshine and picturing beaches since January, but finally, it’s spring! Azaleas, cherry blossoms, [...]
